insect infestation

my house's super infested with ants! i just left my dinner plate on the living room table and within half an hour there's this entire army of BLACK ants crawling all over it. it's super gross.
and i think i share my table with a family of lizards.

plus...there's termites in the back kitchen toilet. eeew.

i wanna move out of this insect farm. i havent even mention the cockroaches.