freshmen bash

i think the Q&A section of the freshmen bash could have been done better.

when asked : if you could be a guy for a day, what would you do and why?
answer by the contestant : i would stand and pee/ sing a song with my macho voice.
my model answer: if im a guy for a day, i would drive a car and see what's the big deal that guys claim that they are better drivers than girls. HA


when asked: if you could go back in time... how far back would you go and why?
answer by contestant: i would go back to the day i forgot to return my library book and was fined 30 cents (serious! this is the answer!)
my model answer: i would go back to the day that i was born, and see for myself the pain and suffering my mother went through to bring me to this world. and henceforth, i will love and appreciate her more for the days to come...

i bet this will surely be a hit among the audience... hahas. psst... no one will have know that i was conceived by the cesarean way...