the ridculous things that my profs do

my biz law prof has a 50% chance of cancelling her lessons. like this is week 6 and she has cancelled class 3 times. Also, she gives out "A" to students who can answer her questions. (answers are found in textbooks).

my stats prof has a raunchy blog entry about his "sexy scam". and this is quoted directly from his blog.

"As I was driving, one of them began massaging my neck and shoulders. The other moved into the front seat and started to kiss me while whispering into my ear that I am a strong and handsome fellow, which I am not.After dropping them off at their destination, I noticed my wallet was missing."

once, lesson started 30 mins late because he was calling through the radio station.

my bgs (business, government and society) prof sends emails to the school managment everytime he finds that the bodhi tree found on the campus green is draped in batik or lightnings.
he thinks that such art instillation deconsecrate the "Holiness" of the tree.

he showed us random 5 min long video of "fightning spiders" in class.
yet in the course outline he mentioned what BGS is not.
It is not " UFOs, ghosts, national defense and security, history, politics..." blah blah.
DEFINITELY not fightning spiders.

msn nicks

a new nick i came up with today.
cause i was a tad annoyed at my friend who reply ever so slowly on msn

"if you reply any slower, you might as well be offline"

and my witty fren's new nick is

"if you reply so fast, we might as well be on the phone"


hahahas. this is amusing to me

Ash is on the plane back now! =)
which means for every second now, he is 2500m closer to me! yays

bring back oh bring back.

it's 1.46 am now. on a saturday morning.

i'm reading my business law cases in preparation for class at 9.
and i hope project meeting will be productive too.
what a boring saturday for me.

At least cell have been good. =) just sitting around, eating and laughing with my cell mates makes my day.
where would i have been without them?
thinking how big Web has grown...hmmm i will definitely miss some of them when Web mutiplies (at the end of the year!)

hmm. i miss my boyfriend. and i think im having boyfriend-withdrawal symptoms cause i was moodswinging yesterday.
not good not good.
Ash will be back in exactly 24 hrs and he claims he bought me lots of stuff from hongkong! =) weehees. that's like shopping without the frills of choosing and paying!

bring back oh bring back. bring back my darling to me to me!

keep life simple. just like before =)

my favorite person of all time

raw fish for me

a quick entry before i rush off for my night cycling! weeehees.
think about the calories i would burn =) hot legs/ hot butt here i come!

anyway, Ashley is the sweetest thing.
he came by this morning, bringing me my fav food from maxwell food centre.
u know the raw fish porridge! =)
what a surprise cause he bluffed me earlier in the morning saying that he overslept!
and thank goodness i was not that bitchy to make a big fuss that he overslept, otherwise i would have felt extremely bad when he comes by with my fav food.

eeeks.(by the way no one should attempt to pronounce this word out loud! it's like the word "tsk" u read it in your head but u dont pronounce it. haha) i gotta run now! ciaos

friday for me

a busy busy day tomorrow though i've got no classes

9am to 10 am : BGS meeting with Prof Raj
11am to 12pm : brunch with Thaddeus
230pm to 330 pm: meeting with academic writing Prof
4pm to 7pm : MBTI personality test
730pm to 1000pm : Prayer Walking at Clementi

ha, now im kinda teeny weeny bit regretting that i signed up for the personality test. if not i could have gone for Frisbee Clinic. i need some sports in my lifeeeeee.
there's night cycling this saturday to look forward to =) haha, expected time that we will end is 8am on sunday morning.... i am so gonna crash on sunday service.

screwed?

blah. cant believed ash is going off to hongkong next wed. i always kept it in the back of my mind, thinking his departure wont be that soon.. but now it's reallllly near. =(

time is not on our side.
come feb 08 and i'll most likely be screwed. will you?

who understands?

bloody emails

im ultimately crushed. i just realized i missed the Voice Personality Hunt audition. i hate to let opportunities slipped me even without trying!
argghhh.
it's all the stupid emails that flood my inbox. it's all the extra, attention seeking, redundant, "student's comments" that my prof forward to us. i mean it's bloody annoying that u raise your stupid hand in class already and now u want to flood my inbox with your "oh i think im so smart, i can be a law student"comments?!
this is class participation points OUTSIDE class! how smart right.

argh argh argh.
and i dont even know whether i will make it to samba masala.

only comfort of the day:

“Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.”

-Bart Simpson

freshmen bash

i think the Q&A section of the freshmen bash could have been done better.

when asked : if you could be a guy for a day, what would you do and why?
answer by the contestant : i would stand and pee/ sing a song with my macho voice.
my model answer: if im a guy for a day, i would drive a car and see what's the big deal that guys claim that they are better drivers than girls. HA


when asked: if you could go back in time... how far back would you go and why?
answer by contestant: i would go back to the day i forgot to return my library book and was fined 30 cents (serious! this is the answer!)
my model answer: i would go back to the day that i was born, and see for myself the pain and suffering my mother went through to bring me to this world. and henceforth, i will love and appreciate her more for the days to come...

i bet this will surely be a hit among the audience... hahas. psst... no one will have know that i was conceived by the cesarean way...